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  1. #1
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    How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb?

    How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, switch, sex, xxx, hardcore

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    One. But are you sure you want to change that bulb, because you'll have to use a ladder, and it would be easier to change this other bulb over here....

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    None....there's an app for that
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    None. They put out a bid for it on Adwords and hire someone else to do it.
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    I outsourced mine to India.

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    sorry all bulbs are taken. consider adding "e" in front of it.
    Ok, I have nothing to say. Do you?

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    Depends if Market Samurai tells us that enough people want it changed.

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    Well, first you have to get a photo of the bulb and set all the Alt text to "change" and then write an article about it for your blog and mention "change lightbulb" as much as possible and use that phrase, and then if the Google PR Toolbar tool says you have enough link juice you can afford some to give to the guy actually doing the work but don't link to him because you'll leak juice and the best thing is to go to a light bulb farm where everyone talks about changing everyone else's lightbulbs ... oh wait, we have Google Instant now -- it's auto-changed. Nevermind!
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    Thanks guys. I wouldn't normally post jokes on the forum but this one tickled me and I though it appropriate. Your replies are even funner though!

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    Switch Electricity On !!!!!!!

    That'll stop them trying to do a job they're not qualified to do!!

 

 

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